The Sausage Roll is a minor character in the blog Jordan Eats Normally Now. It was saved from Samantha Grant's refrigerator by Nathan Dooling. Unfortunately, it's life was cut short when it was tragically eaten by its savior. The Sausage Roll is survived by its delicious wife and children. It is recommended that when you encounter one of the Sausage Roll's family, you take them and leave.
Leave, just take the Sausage Roll and leave.