Mr. Flint is the personal assistant and errand boy of Jessica Carter.
Unlike Brad, Mr. Flint is completely loyal towards Jessica out of fear of her murderous tendencies. Although he genuinely respects Jessica for her tactical genius, he will often question the rationale behind her more questionable decisions during his posts and finds it nearly impossible to talk any sense into her. He makes his first appearance in the story during the Mayhem and Monsters (but mostly just monotony) post, in which he takes over the task of transcribing Brad's journal entries. He acts as the more coherent narrator of the two for the remainder of the story, and is often used to juxtapose Jessica's irrational behavior during her operations.